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  • BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

    BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 4482
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

    F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9061
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 268 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2774 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 8636
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 181 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Redstone Revolution

    Redstone Revolution
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5351
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DebiasCraft: The Science Server

    DebiasCraft: The Science Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3695
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Potions Brewed: 38
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

    Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2810
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft16: No Takebacks

    MomCraft16: No Takebacks
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 5557
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Animals Bred: 48
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

    Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBreakersAnonymous

    BlockBreakersAnonymous
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8867
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

    Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PsychoParentProbsMC

    PsychoParentProbsMC
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7500
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Farms Harvested: 286 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and craziness of life! we have so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain! imagine building a house with a llama as your architect, or fighting off zombies with a carrot as your weapon.

    our server is like a therapy session for your inner child, where you can let loose and have fun without any judgment. we even have a special area where you can battle it out with other players using only your best dance moves.

    so if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and let your imagination run wild, come join us! who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama architecture or zombie carrot fighting. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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