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Nijien’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Analysis, Business, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Decision making, Decline, Downfall, Epic, Fail, Failure, growth, leadership, lessons learned, Management, market, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NijiEN, NijiENs, phase connect, Server, smaller, strategy, what went wrong

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers that are too mainstream and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is so small, it makes Phase Connect look like a giant! Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our community is so tight-knit, we can fit everyone in a single block space! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and build pixel art of his favorite memes. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	729
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6845	Dragon Eggs Found:	3412
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7745	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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