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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2763 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 836 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?
So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!
