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Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

Ancient Philosophy, Aristotelian, aristotle, classical philosophy, dialectic, empiricism, epistemology, Ethics, idealism, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, philosophy debate, Plato, Platonian, political philosophy, rationalism, Realism, school of thought, Server, Socratic method, virtue ethics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Votes:	2234	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3430	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3959	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ores Mined:	5705

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, Collabs, Council, Endless, fanfic, HoloID, hololive, Holostars, Kronii, memes, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, NSFW, Ouro, Promise, Server, streaming

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Commitment, date, DATING, digital intimacy, Exclusivity, financial independence, girl, Jealousy, long-distance relationship, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, modern dating, monetizing intimacy, online presence, online privacy, online sex work, onlyfans, privacy concerns, relationships, sex work stigma, smp, solo content, virtual relationships

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Farms Harvested:	846

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!

Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

Atlyss, Digital Marketing, digital presence, digital success, First Web Fishing, Fishing, Furries, instant success, internet-marketing, Minecraft, online branding, online business, online growth, online marketing, online presence, online strategy, online success, online visibility, path to success, Server, web, web design, web fishing, Website Development

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	5276
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!

Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	343815	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!