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BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2032	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	8466	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Emeralds Found:	4334
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	147	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	9363	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	600	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2444
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!