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BikiniBashersGoneWild

awkward, bikini top, BikiniBashersGoneWild, Boundaries, breasts, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, EXPOSED, flat-chested, friend’s boyfriend, Humiliation, Inappropriate Behavior, insensitive, kicked out, overreacting, Pig, pool party, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIOLATION

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever pull off your virtual bikini top!

Join us for a wild pool party experience like no other, where the only thing getting exposed is our amazing builds and crazy adventures. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that terrible friend’s boyfriend.

Forget about awkward work situations and embarrassing moments – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you dive into our epic world of fun and creativity. So come join us and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyPleasures Minecraft Server

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, CraftyPleasures, DELIGHT, enjoyment, everyday moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, Minecraft, Peace, Relaxation, Savoring, self-care, Serenity, Server, simple pleasure, small joys

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	4172	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers apologize before blowing up your house. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Need a break from mining? How about a dance party with skeletons or a fishing competition with squids?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those flying pigs). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShitCrafters United

10. disrespect, 11. selfishness, 12. deceitful actions, 13. untrustworthy, 14. abusive tendencies, 15. superiority complex, 16. lack of accountability, 17. vindictive nature, 18. lack of remorse, 19. gaslighting behavior, 2. red flags, 20. insensitivity., 3. negative traits, 4. bad personality, 5. warning signs, 6. dishonesty, 7. lack of empathy, 8. manipulative behavior, 9. arrogance, ShitCrafters, toxic behavior, United

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

What’s a dead giveaway that someone is a piece of dirt block? When they haven’t joined our EPIC Minecraft server yet! Trust us, only the coolest players hang out here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to chill with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. So if you want to prove you’re not a total creeper, join us now and show off your building skills!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlin, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, mistake, political tensions, russia, S.Korea, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	8967	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than S. Korea and Russia! we warn russia not to make mistake of not joining our server, cuz we got all the arms supply you could ever dream of in minecraft!

we got epic battles, like when a creeper tried to take over the server but we fought back with our diamond swords and saved the day! you don’t wanna miss out on all the action and fun we have here.

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world. we got players from all over the globe, just like S. Korea and Russia, but way more friendly and welcoming.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it.

HolyCraft SolarCity

#sustainability, alternative energy, carbon footprint, catholic church, clean energy, climate change, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, environmentalism, green energy, green technology, Holycraft, pope, renewable energy, renewables, solar energy, solar panels, solar plant, solar power, SolarCity, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A POPE WHO ANNOUNCED A SOLAR PLANT TO MAKE DA VATICAN CITY RUN ON RENEWABLES! U CAN BE A PART OF DIS CRAZY WORLD WHERE EVEN DA POPE IS INTO SUSTAINABLE ENERGY! BUILD UR OWN RENEWABLE CITY AND RULE LIKE A HOLY BOSS! LET’S SAVE DA PLANET ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #HolyGreenEnergy #PopePower #MinecraftMiracles

VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

belongings, Chaos, cleaning, decluttering, exhaustion, holiday, home, long tail tags, luggage, organization, Packing, post-travel, Preparation, procrastination, Relaxation, Routine, stress, travel, unpacking, vacation, VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!

we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!

also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!

so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!

MSMP

1.18.2, Adventure, Anarchy, create astral, Creative, Curseforge, Exploration, FANTASY, HACKING, java, mmo, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1841
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Farms Harvested:	219	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Modded smp (java only, 1.18.2) Part anarchy server with only one rule. NO HACKING

To play you MUST download the Create Astral mod pack from curseforge

msmp.crmodders.dev

Horizon MC

best experience, Crates, Horizon MC, Kits, lag free server, LifeSteal, lifesteal server, magic wands, Shop

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Votes:	2977	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

This is the best lifesteal server. Here you can enjoy the best experience

it is lag fee serevr Features:- Shop, Kits, Crates, Magic Wands

HorizonMC.minecraftr.us:25666

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9252	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers dance to disco music, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading skills. This server is like no other, with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing you lullabies as you mine, and a secret underground base full of llamas who are actually alien spies in disguise.

But that’s not all! The server also has a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you have to dodge fireballs and zombie pigmen while trying to collect as many diamonds as possible. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords and potato cannons.

So, what made this server so good? Well, where else can you find a place where the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, appreciation, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Good Vibes, Gratitude, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA., Happiness, hilarious, humor, joy, LaughCraft, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, positive vibes, rofl, Romania, Server, thank you

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1088	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!