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Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crops Grown:	7066	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	541	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2878

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

emergency, EvacuateMiltonMC, evacuation, evacuation plan, evacuation process, Florida, Florida residents, Florida weather., hurricane evacuation, Hurricane Milton, hurricane preparedness, hurricane response, hurricane season, hurricane updates, natural disaster, Preparation, Safety, Shelter, Situation, smp, Storm, weather

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	6868
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	New Chunks Explored:	374778
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	3030
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7231
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!