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RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3321
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1015
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	212
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3244	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	233	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!