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MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9280
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchantments Applied:	170	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9790	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ores Mined:	6331
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!