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  • Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

    Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

    We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

    But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

    So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InLawRage Minecraft Server

    InLawRage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values accountability and respect? Look no further than our server, where we hold everyone to the highest standards – even if they’re older than you! Join us and experience the thrill of confronting your in-laws in a virtual world where age doesn’t automatically mean respect.

    Picture this: you’re exploring our server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a precious virtual heirloom that means the world to you. But wait, what’s this? Your virtual niece and nephew (7/9) have accidentally stepped on it, breaking it into virtual pieces. The horror! But fear not, because on our server, you can hold them accountable for their reckless actions and teach them the importance of asking permission before playing with virtual toys.

    Join us now and experience the drama, the tears, and the superglue mishaps that come with virtual family visits. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Let’s see if you can repair the virtual toy without damaging the virtual paint – the stakes have never been higher!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisGotCarButIGotBlocks

    SisGotCarButIGotBlocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never favor the oldest sibling over the younger ones! We believe in equality and fairness for all players, regardless of birth order.

    Join us and experience a world where you can finally get the best loot, the coolest skins, and the most attention from our admins. No more feeling unappreciated or left out like in real life!

    And don’t worry, we won’t just randomly give out brand-new cars to players who don’t even need them. That’s just absurd! Instead, we’ll reward you with epic in-game items and perks that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

    So come on over and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Join our server and let’s create a new, more ridiculous story together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FishyCraft Minecraft Server

    FishyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where fish dinners won’t kill you, but they will make you stronger than ever before! we have magical fish that give you superpowers and make you invincible in battle.

    the story goes that once a player ate a fish and became so powerful, they defeated the ender dragon with just a single punch. now that player is worshipped as a god on our server, with their own temple and followers who bring them offerings of fish every day.

    so come join us and become the next fish-powered legend on our server! just watch out for any suspicious fish dinners at home, we don’t want any more casualties like those poor children.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YoonCraft: No Arrests Allowed!

    YoonCraft: No Arrests Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the president got arrested but then they were like “nah, let’s suspend that ish”? It’s like a rollercoaster of drama and excitement, just like playing on this server!

    Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the president likes to bust a move.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane community where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even become besties with a llama who knows how to rap. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP