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Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Votes:	716	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimension Hops:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mines Excavated:	2503	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	New Chunks Explored:	649669
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4169
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	3614
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Emeralds Found:	9287	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Towns Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Alien Abductions:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	480	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
New Chunks Explored:	365159	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

CraftyQuotez, deep quote, famous quote, favorite phrase, favorite quote, favorite saying, favorite words, favourite quote, happiness quote, inspirational quote, life quote, love quote, meaningful quote, motivational quote, positive quote, Quote, quote inspiration, quote of the day, success quote, wise words, words to live by

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”