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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8454 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
