#tangolive Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1847	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3922	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

enduring impressions, extraordinary visions, indelible images, indelible memories, lasting impressions, lasting memories, memorable events, once in a lifetime, OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP, one of a kind sightings., one time occurrences, Rare experiences, rare sightings, remarkable occurrences, singular encounters, singular moments, unforgettable encounters, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, unforgettable sights, unique sightings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	92
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	1187
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

bright sparks, candy, Craftsmanship, diy, Eye, eye safety, eyesight protection, facebook, Helmets, metalworking, naked eye, protective gear, restoration, restoration videos, sparks, sparky, Videos, Viewers, Welders, Welding, welding helmets, welding techniques, welding videos

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

anxiety risk, AnxietyCraft, Cat-borne parasite, correlation, detectable antibodies, diagnosed, Diagnosis, epilepsy, findings, higher likelihood, increased anxiety, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, parasite linked, reduced risk, reduced risk of epilepsy, research, same group, scientific study, study, ToxoCat, Toxoplasma gondii

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4712
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:56361

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Anime, Character development, Creative, criticism, Demon Slayer, developed, discussion, Fandom, fleshed out, hate thread, in-depth, interesting concepts, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, Properly, series, Server, Storyline

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

Beasts, BIASED, Creatures, Dangerous, destructive, dishonest, DIVISIVE, Evil, extremism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, IMMORAL, intolerant, Leftists, LeftistsMinecraft, Manipulation, planet, Political, Propaganda, Radical, SMPAreTheMostEvilAndDishonestCreaturesOnThePlanet

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Animals Bred:	62
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8517	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!