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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3660	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	494196
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	New Chunks Explored:	920009

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	258	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	5686
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	261	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4609	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchantments Applied:	173	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crops Grown:	1219
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Buildings Constructed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	178
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	6983
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Farms Harvested:	828
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5185
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!