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Yoga Class Minecraft Server

acceptance, body positivity, Class, Community, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, hate, Inclusivity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pic related, self-care, Server, single males, social norms, Stereotypes, tall white chads, Unwelcome, Women, yoga, yoga class

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Votes:	4799
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mines Excavated:	2897
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

career, digital nomad, entrepreneur, flexible work, freelance, Home office, HomeOfficeHero, Job, job satisfaction, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, smp, telecommuter, telecommuting, telework, virtual assistant, work flexibility, work from anywhere, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	253406	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

SuperCraftyHeroes

agility, alter ego, CAPE, comic book hero, crime fighter, dc comics, Favorite, favorite character, favorite superhero, heroism, inspiration, Justice, Marvel, mask, Role Model, Saving the Day, secret identity, SuperCraftyHeroes, SuperHero, superhuman strength, Superpowers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8411

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

ancient artifacts, ancient battle, ancient bones, ancient civilizations, ancient conflict, ancient history, ancient societies, ancient warfare, Ancient Weapons, ancient weapons discovery, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, battle, battle analysis, battle evidence, battle study, bones, historical research, historical warfare, WARFARE, Wars, weapon, weapons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Divine Spears Created:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4442	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	5904
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

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Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8087	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Potions Brewed:	65	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Emeralds Found:	5824	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, CREEPERS, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family photo, family traditions, Family Values, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, inlaw, late wife, Loss, mourning, moving on, new wife, relationships, remarriage, Respect, showdown

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	134
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	7475
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8683	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	5978
New Chunks Explored:	960054	Dimension Hops:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.