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Tall Tower Minecraft Server

awkward hugs, back pain, head bumps, ill-fitting clothes, lack of leg space, low kitchen counters, Minecraft, Server, Tall, tall life, tall people problems, tall person annoyances, tall person challenges, tall person complaints, tall person difficulties, tall person discomfort, tall person grievances, tall person inconveniences, tall person issues, tall person woes, tall problems, tall struggles, Tower

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	1106
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3376	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Divine Spears Created:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4518
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!