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SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Towns Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	492244
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8317
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	77623

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	New Chunks Explored:	589619
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	108	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!