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FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

abduction, Alien abduction, Fish, fish behavior, fish psychology, fisherman, Fishing, fishing adventure, fishing equipment, fishing experience, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing humor, fishing joke, fishing lifestyle, fishing meme, fishing quote, fishing techniques, fishing trip, Minecraft, outdoor activity, recreational sport, Server, Space

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

Adults, allergic, anaphylaxis, Anarchy, anxiety, Awareness, Caregivers, child, danger, Distress, food allergy, Healthcare, mental health, psychological distress, research, severe reaction, small amounts, stress, Unrecognized, widespread, worry, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	92
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mines Excavated:	3246	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Votes:	4463

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9643	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!