Talking to Canadians Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MapleCraft: Sorry for the Creeper, Eh?

American music, Canadian perspective, country music, creeper, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, famous tunes, global recognition, iconic songs, international appeal, international fame, MapleCraft, music appreciation, music diversity, music knowledge, music trivia, popular songs, Talking to Canadians, The Devil Went Down to Georgia

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5907	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Buildings Constructed:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Canadians don’t know The Devil Went Down to Georgia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while jamming out to some country classics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to fiddle contests for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to out-fiddle the devil on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	712120
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	77564	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	6829
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4642	Alien Abductions:	3

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3721

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2756	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!