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DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride with our latest patch notes (7.05) that will blow your mind! We’ve added new mobs, crazy weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though).

But wait, there’s more! Join one of our Free Companies and Linkshells for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans. You’ll never be bored with our in-game events like the Moonfire Faire, where you can dance with Moogles and ride chocobos all day long!

And if you’re feeling social, come to our meetups where you can challenge Zurvan to a dance-off, play Mahjong in the Gold Saucer, and maybe even win a prize in our Mahjong Open Tournament. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom… or do, it’s all part of the fun!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

MovieDragons Minecraft SMP

boring movie, cinematic endurance, endless movie, extended runtime, film length, long movie, Minecraft, Movie, movie duration, movie fatigue, movie marathon, movie surprise, MovieDragons, never ending, slow pacing, smp, time check, time drag, time flies, time perception, time warp, unexpected duration, unexpected length

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and uncovering secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who needs a movie marathon when you can have epic adventures in our wacky world? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT trap waiting for you).

CrazyCraft!

Agitation, Behavior, changes in appetite, crazycraft, delusions, disorganized thinking, emotions, erratic behavior, Hallucinations, instability, irrational thoughts, ISOLATION, lack of self-care, long tail: how to recognize mental instability, mental health, mood swings, PARANOIA, signs, sleep disturbances, social withdrawal, subtle signs of mental illness, unusual beliefs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchantments Applied:	240
Buildings Constructed:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crazies out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down elusive pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where players can dance the night away with exploding green creatures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the deranged Enderman King who challenges players to a game of Minecraft-themed trivia for fabulous prizes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mentally unstable as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

GeoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3398	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

SarcellesCraft

anti-semitism, community cohesion, cultural diversity, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, global migration, immigration, integration, Jewish community, Jews, minority rights, Multiculturalism, Rabbi, religious freedom, religious persecution, Sarcelles, SarcellesCraft, security concerns, Tensions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a virtual family. We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where we all gather around a virtual campfire and share our favorite taco recipes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive, even the Endermen are lining up to get in. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

NeighborCraft

Anonymity, Communication, Community, Connection, Digital, Digital World, hidden identity, Interaction, internet, neighbor, NeighborCraft, ONLINE, online anonymity, online connections, online friends, online interactions, online presence, online relationships, social media, stranger, virtual

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, you ever think about how wild it is that the person you’re mining diamonds with could be living next door to you in real life? Like, what if Steve from down the street is actually a pro Minecraft player and you never even knew it? Join our server and maybe you’ll discover that your grandma is actually a redstone wizard in disguise.

We’ve got so many wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at creepers? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the only place where you can battle giant chickens and ride llamas into battle like a true warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see your explosive masterpiece. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and trade rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that your long-lost twin is actually a pro builder who’s been hiding in the shadows all this time. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

ForestCraft . Grief Survival Minecraft Server

Daily Rewards, Delivery, DISCOUNTS, Donations, Events, Forestcraft, Game, Grief, ip address, Kits, Minecraft, Perks, Prices, Prizes, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Teams, Tube server, Warps, Whales

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Votes:	2946	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Welcome to the Forest-Craft project, we have a tube server, a comfortable game and more.

Grief survival with perks, daily rewards and events,

cool whales ( /kits ), warps, daily prizes ( /prize ).

Fast delivery and low prices for donations.

Events and discounts on donations are often held.

It is possible to buy a donation for 7, 15, 30 days and forever.

Donators have a lot of cool whales and teams.

IP address: Forest-craft.ru

Autodonate: https://Forest-craft.ru

VKontakte: https://vk.com/Forest-craft

Forest-craft.ru

Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Crops Grown:	8794	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ores Mined:	2503
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?