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CowTopia

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

play.cowtopia.net

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5174

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4882	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mines Excavated:	4990	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Emeralds Found:	854
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

gold.magmanode.com:30182

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	4309	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Emeralds Found:	5811	Star Shards Collected:	207

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

nl03.noistern.net:7285

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

Fuvkkkk, Kiwii, kiwii fuvkkkk, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchantments Applied:	244	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

Admiration, Alluring, angelic, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Breathtaking, Captivating, charming, compliments, Divine, Elegant, Enchanting, Exquisite, Gorgeous, lady, Lovely, Minecraft, PRETTY, radiant, smp, STRIKING, Stunning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!