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MineFag Talk – Minecraft server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t talk about your weirdest fetishes and jerk off with your fellow players? Look no further than /dft/ – Discord Faggy Talky! Join us for the Go Get ’em Tiger Edition, where you can post tags, share your wildest fantasies, and have a blast with like-minded players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Will you be brave enough to face this fabulous foe?

Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, memes, and of course, plenty of fapping. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GirlGamerGrotto Minecraft Server

attention whore, GirlGamerGrotto, grifter, i hate being a girl, Men, Minecraft, modesty, Nothing, online presence, only fans, philosophy, Pickme, Politics, porn, purity, Server, Talk, whore

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7922	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of being judged for every little thing you do online? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment! Want to build a giant pink castle? Go for it! Want to dress up as a unicorn while fighting zombies? Absolutely! We don’t care what you do as long as you’re having fun.

Join us on this server where you can escape the harsh realities of the internet and just enjoy some good old blocky fun. No one will call you an attention whore for promoting modesty or a grifter for talking about politics. Here, you can be as weird and wonderful as you want to be without any consequences.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos. Who knows, you might even find your new online persona as a Minecraft master builder or zombie slayer extraordinaire. Let’s make some memories and have a blast together on this epic Minecraft adventure!

SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers are yawning! Zzzzzz

#sleepyhead, Anon, bedtime, CREEPERS, drained, exhausted, FATIGUE, Long day, need rest, need sleep, night night, ready for bed, response, Sleep, sleepy, SleepyCraft, Sleepytime, Talk, tired, want to go home, Yawning, Zzzzzz

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	89	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	276
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to wake you up with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground dance party hosted by Endermen. And don’t worry about feeling lonely because our server is so popular, even the zombies have a fan club! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

Crafty Femboy Adventures

Adventures, again.., AMA, Be Myself, Crafty, doodles, draw, Engage, Femboy, going insane, INSANE, INTERESTING, liked, mtf, mtfemboy, ramble, repost, shaky hands, Talk, Threads, try, urge

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crops Grown:	9337	Dragon Eggs Found:	5551

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old routine? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where mtfemboy reigns supreme as the ruler of all things wacky and wonderful.

Need a break from reality? Come on over and let loose with us as we embark on insane adventures and outrageous quests. Our community is filled with eccentric characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to witness mtfemboy’s legendary doodles, created with shaky hands and a heart full of passion. Who knows what masterpiece will come to life next?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this unforgettable journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anti-Small Talk Craft: Where Introverts Unite in Virtual Awkwardness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magic Items Found:	5579
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of awkward small talk and forced conversations in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can socialize without ever having to say a word! Just build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and team up with other players to take down mobs. Who needs small talk when you have blocky fun to be had? Join us and let your building skills do the talking!

Crafty Quarantine – Build, Explore, and LOL with Us!

art, bored, bored at home, BUILD, Crafty, dead motivation, draw, Explore, fashion, Girly, girly style, hobbies, home, lol, lonely, motivation, need company, need someone to talk to, nothing to do, Quarantine, stay at home, Talk, tomboy style, Tomboys

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of being bored at home with nothing to do? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous fun!

Do you like tomboys? Well, on our server, we have the coolest tomboys around! They’ll show you how to mine diamonds like a boss while still rocking that badass tomboy style. Who needs to be girly when you can be a total badass on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s LOL together and have the time of our lives on this EPIC Minecraft server!

GohanCraft: Where Minecraft meets Dragon Ball Z!

Ball, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, debate, dialogue, discussion, Dragon.., exchange, forum, Gohan, GohanCraft, ideas, Interaction, meets, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, Platform, sharing, Talk, Thoughts, Thread, Topic

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

: The Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our MODS are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a whirling Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a villager who speaks only in memes to a chicken who thinks it’s a superhero, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Disco Dungeon, where the party never stops and the loot is as shiny as a beacon in the night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life!

Crafty Boobs & Mommy Issues Server – Join now for a titillating adventure!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	806
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8417	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where we discuss everything from Huge Tits to Momcest – yes, you heard that right! Our Discord is always buzzing with hilarious conversations and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, Want

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Farms Harvested:	307	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

Angry, Bitches, Brain, clothes, ex, Exes, fuck off, lie, male whore, Minecraft, murder, normies, ran through whore, sad, Server, SETTLE, sex, social circles, Talk, tattoos

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	131	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

Carpet, custom advancements, data-pack-driven, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, latest snapshot, Lithium, minecraft live, mini blocks, Mob Heads, mod, never reset, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, The Garden Awakens Drop, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Snapshot Updates	Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Current Version	1.21.4 (or Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5 / 1.22)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Pandamium?	Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include The Garden Awakens Drop, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, Creaking, Pale Garden, Pale Oak Wood set, and more.
What unique features does the server offer?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, custom advancements, and more.
Is there a helpful staff team available for assistance?	Yes, there are multiple moderators online on the servers and on Discord to assist with any issues or requests.

Eternal Quest 1.20.1

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – because on this server, your favorite 2view oshi will become the next big thing, even without Hololive! Can you imagine the chaos and madness that will ensue? It’s gonna be lit, fam! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the rise of your oshi to superstardom in the Minecraft world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

LifeChangingSMP – Small choices, big impact!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

OMG GUYS, so like this one time I was just chillin’ on this Minecraft SMP server and I was like, “Should I join this server or nah?” And let me tell you, that small decision CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.

I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. It was INSANE. And then I met this dude who said he could teach me how to ride a dragon and I was like, “HECK YEAH, SIGN ME UP!”

Next thing I know, I’m flying around on a freakin’ DRAGON, breathing fire and causing chaos everywhere I go. It was like a dream come true.

So yeah, if you want your life to be a crazy adventure filled with magical creatures and epic quests, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

CraftyMillionaire

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of grinding away in the real world trying to become a millionaire? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can become a virtual millionaire in no time!

Join our server and start your journey to riches by mining virtual diamonds and selling them for insane amounts of virtual money. Who needs a real job when you can just dig for diamonds all day and become a Minecraft millionaire?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with virtual gold bars worth millions of virtual dollars. All you have to do is find it and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can live out your millionaire dreams in the virtual world of our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

KenyaCraft: Space Debris Mayhem

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

LOL u guys, dis server is like dat space debris dat crashed into Kenya village, but way more fun! We got crazy stuff happening all da time, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Join us if u wanna experience da most epic Minecraft chaos ever! Plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Don’t miss out on da madness, join now and be part of da craziest adventure of ur life!

Streamer SMP

1.20.1, 217, Discord, Fan, form, Join, Kitchensink, Link, Modded, Mods, Pack, questions, smp, Streamer, Whitelist, wish

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Farms Harvested:	190
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft Server
Mods	217
Version	1.20.1
Type	Kitchensink pack

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, the server is whitelist only.
How many mods are there on the server?	There are currently 217 mods on the server.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on version 1.20.1.
What type of pack is the server using?	The server is using a kitchensink pack.
How can I join the server?	If you have any questions or wish to join, you can use the discord link provided: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)

Lost Worlds Odyssey 1.20.4

#videogames, 1.20.4, changing hobbies, exploring new hobbies, finding new hobbies, hobbies, hobbies for 2021, hobbies to try, hobby alternatives, hobby change, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby search, hobby suggestions, hobby switch, hobby transformation, Lost, new hobbies, new interests, not liking videogames, odyssey, worlds

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	129361	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8653	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crops Grown:	9155	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Bro, forget about boring hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting! Join this Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild in a virtual world where you can build anything your crazy brain can think of!

You can create a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe (which is also endless because she keeps making it every week).

Plus, you can join forces with other players to battle evil mobs, explore hidden caves, and maybe even find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power! It’s like being a superhero, but without the spandex (unless you’re into that sort of thing, no judgment here).

So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you can join this epic Minecraft server and become the master of your own virtual universe? Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll never want to stop!

$1KHourlyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have diamond rainbows falling from the sky, and if you find a pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Also, the mobs drop real life money instead of items, so you can literally earn $1000 an hour just by playing! And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is this server?! So come join us and become a millionaire in Minecraft, it’s totally legit I swear!

CraftyDelusions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	12

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CapturedCraft2024

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	581
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

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