Cashcow Minecraft SMP: Looking to Talk with Paypigs, Cashcows and Sicko Cucks

findom, online domination, financial domination, submissive males, sicko cucks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we only accept paypigs, cashcows, and sicko cucks. And if you’re into lolis, well, you’ll fit right in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is ruled by a mysterious and enigmatic leader who goes by the name mysteryeyle. Legend has it that they have a secret stash of diamonds so massive, it could make even the richest player jealous. Want to find out the truth? Join our server and see if you can uncover the mystery!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our absurd and outrageous Minecraft world and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and unpredictable environment. Just be sure to bring your cash and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it! Join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperConfessions

Honesty, Release, Frustration, confession, express

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to release all your pent-up frustrations by blowing up virtual mountains with TNT or unleashing a horde of angry chickens on unsuspecting players.

We have a secret underground club where players can confess their deepest secrets to a virtual llama therapist who will listen without judgment (and maybe spit on you if you get too emotional). Need to get something off your chest? Our server is the perfect place to do it!

But that’s not all – we also have a special quest where players can hunt down a rare and elusive block of cheese that grants wishes (or just makes your character lactose intolerant, it’s a gamble). So come join us and let loose on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – your inner child will thank you!

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

pc gamers, visual aesthetics., gameplay discussion, gaming culture, Status

Are you tired of PC gamers flexing their graphics cards like it’s the only thing that matters in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and leave the graphics card talk at the door because here, it’s all about the gameplay baby!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to disco music. We have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player, and our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden deep within the virtual world. Legend has it that whoever finds them will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And trust me, Notch is a pretty cool dude with a killer beard.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. And rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those graphics card elitists behind and join our crazy, fun-filled Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Barebones MP: The Only Server Where You Can Forget About Crafting Tables & Just Talk About Boring Adult Stuff While Mincrafting Together

Uptime, Events, Whitelist, Talk, Discord

BareBonesMP Server Overview

BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Season 7 Started August 5th, 2024)

Features	Links
IP	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

Genocide-Free Minecraft SMP

tim pool, indifference, international relations, funding, GenocideFree

Are you tired of all this drama and chaos in the real world? Looking for a place where you can escape the madness and just have some fun? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all the Russia-Ukraine war talk behind. No more spam, no more genocide – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers instead of worrying about taxes and political turmoil.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker, protected from any real-world conflicts. So you can rest easy knowing that you’re safe from any Russia-Ukraine drama while you play.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our wacky and wild Minecraft community. Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave all that nonsense behind!

Trash Talk Minecraft Server

division of labor, parenting, mental exhaustion, garbage disposal, Server

So, like, this server is totally lit, fam. Like, moms are always thinking about cleaning and stuff, right? But on this server, you can escape all that and just chill with your blocky buddies. Dads, they’re all about taking out the trash, but here, we take out the trash mobs instead. And like, moms plan everything, but on this server, you can just go with the flow and let your creativity run wild. So come join us and leave all that real life planning and cleaning behind. Let’s build some epic stuff together, yo!

HungryCrafters

HungryCrafters, meal prepping, solution, college, triggering

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

taboo topics, sexual desires, loving housewife, fappy talky, Talk

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

NukeCraft: Let’s Talk USA

nuclear agreement, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, united states, nuclear talks

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN IRAN’S NUCLEAR TALKS WITH US. YOU CAN BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR IN YOUR BASE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN.

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WILL BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER ON THE SERVER.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE OUT CHOCOLATE MILK. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHOCOLATE MILK.

SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD AND WACKY TIME ON OUR SERVER. WHO NEEDS NUCLEAR TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIVE FUN IN MINECRAFT?

MidnightMinecraftMingle

surprise conversations, anxiety, relationship problems, so, relationship issues

so, liek, u know that feeling when ur SO is all liek “we need to talk” and ur liek oh no, what did i do now? well, imagine if they did that in the middle of the night, waking u up from a sound sleep. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this minecraft server.

but don’t worry, it’s not all drama and heartache. we’ve got epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow ur mind. u can team up with other players to take on giant mobs or build a castle that reaches the sky. the possibilities are endless, just like the drama in ur love life.

join us on this server and u’ll never have a dull moment. who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting dragons with ur friends? so come on, what are u waiting for? ur SO can wait, but this server can’t. let’s do this!