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ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crops Grown:	4276	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9940	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2433	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9231
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Star Shards Collected:	146
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

NoFoodZoneCraft

airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!