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TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

Anchors, biased reporting, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, criticism, deceptive, diamonds, dishonest, dishonesty, Disingenuous, fake news, fox news, Manipulation, Media bias, Misinformation, News, Phony, political commentator, Propaganda, television host, tucker carlson, TuckerCraft, Unethical, unethical journalism

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4669

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!

MineCraftyFantasy – Crafting chaos with Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker vibes! Join us at /xivg/ server!

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Chaos, Crafting, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Higurashi Kai, Jjk, Join, Linkshells, MEETUPS, MineCraftyFantasy, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, VIBES, XIV, xivg, Zalera Goblet

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for early access and experience the madness that is about to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!

In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

acne, acne struggle, acne treatment, adolescent skincare, brother, clear skin, diamonds, diet, healthy habits, hygiene, Mandatory, Optional, personal hygiene, Pillowcase, self-care, Server, showering, sibling comparison, skin care routine, skin health, skincare, Skincare Routine, skincare tips, Steves, STINKY, Survival, washing face

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Items Found:	2961	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7599	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

Chaos, Corruption, CREEPERS, Crisis, Democraft, Democrat, Disarray, Disaster, Division, Dysfunction, Failure, Government, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, leadership, Mismanagement, office, Partisan, Politics, power struggle, REIGNS, RUN, shit show, TURMOIL

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6832	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mines Excavated:	4055	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

LOLcraft: The Server That Generates More Fun!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We have won the prestigious “Best Innovative Game Ever” award, thanks to our fearless leader Todd who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a friendly dragon named Steve who loves to give out free diamonds to new players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the evil llamas plotting to take over the server. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

battle, blocky, Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Defense Matrix, dev tracker, esports, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Royale.., Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Venture

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2917
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!

Hand Holding & Kisses Minecraft Server

Affection, Connection, desire, emotion, Experience, feeling, Hand, hold hands, Holding, Human Connection, Intimacy, kiss, KISSES, longing, love, Minecraft, physical touch, Romantic, Sensation, Server, Touch, WOMAN, yearn for, yearn for touch, yearning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to find your virtual soulmate! Join us for a chance to hold hands with a pixelated beauty and maybe even steal a kiss under the virtual stars. Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience the thrill of virtual romance on our server? So come on, log in, and get ready to feel the love (or at least the pixels)!

ChunkyChibiCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	930530
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us on our server where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to battle a dragon with a rubber chicken? We’ve got you covered! Our server is so insane, you’ll be laughing your way through dungeons and slaying monsters with a banana sword.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead get down and boogie all night long. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing Championships” where you can bet on your favorite swine to win the grand prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So why wait? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our crazy, zany world? See you there in just 2 months!

‘MericaCraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies crave apple pie! 🇺🇸🍰 #USAminecraft

Apple, appreciation, comparison, country ranking, Cowboy, crave, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, forgetful moments, global awareness, global perspective, Gratitude, greatest country, hats, MericaCraft, national identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective shift, Pie, Privilege, quality of life, SELF AWARENESS, societal comparisons, societal norms, standards of living, USAminecraft, wear, world view, zombies

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2542	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of living in a country that is objectively worse than ours! Join us for a virtual vacation where you can forget about all your problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so amazing that even the villagers have better healthcare than most countries! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mines – they’re so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have great insurance)! Who needs to live in a subpar country when you can be a virtual king or queen in our Minecraft world?