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NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Crops Grown:	1381
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	182

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3571	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	1787	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	148	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	171	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Crops Grown:	8378
Magic Items Found:	8194	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

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