Tales from the yawning portal Minecraft Servers

LOLcraft: ‘What is she mining?’

1. Thoughts, 10. Mental state, 11. Emotional turmoil, 12. Analysis, 13. Decision-making, 14. Overthinking, 15. Deep thoughts, 16. Inner dialogue, 17. Wondering, 18. Mind wandering, 19. Self-awareness, 2. Reflection, 20. Inner conflict., 3. Inner turmoil, 4. Uncertainty, 5. Contemplation, 6. Self-reflection, 7. Confusion, 8. Pondering, 9. Introspection, LolCraft, Mining

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until your sides hurt as you navigate through wacky challenges and epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging explosive surprises. And don’t forget about our annual “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant,” where contestants compete for the title of the most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Bob’s Blocky Adventure Land

Adventure, animated, Best Friend, blocky, BOBS, cartoon, Character, Childhood, comedy, funny, iconic, Jellyfish, Land, mehmet, meme, Nostalgia, pineapple house, Popular, Şponbobğlu, spongebob, square pants, turkish, tv show, Yellow

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where Mehmet Şponbobğlu reigns supreme as the ultimate overlord of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie Spongebob clones, riding on flying llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mehmet Şponbobğlu himself, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dab this master of moves and claim victory?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the ridiculous shenanigans, and the absolute madness that is Mehmet Şponbobğlu’s Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

SoulfulSimplicity: Minecraft’s Not-So-Hellish Realm!

Action-Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficult, Difficulty, enemies, Exploration, FANTASY, Frustration, Gaming, Hell, horse riding, immersive experience, Minecrafts, normies, NotSoHellish, perseverance, Realm, skill-based, SoulfulSimplicity, souls fans, video games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crops Grown:	2700	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: you just ride your horse and hit shit. Why waste time building elaborate structures or mining for resources when you can just saddle up and go to town on everything in your path?

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.

So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.

CowPocalypse: Where Cows Cure Cancer & Creepers Explode

Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer cure, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cattle dewormer, Conspiracy Theory, CowPocalypse, Cows, CREEPERS, cure, deworming medication, explode, health conspiracy, health science, Healthcare, hidden knowledge, holistic treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical secrets, natural remedies, pharmaceutical industry, scientific discovery

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or mysterious? Well, look no further because our server is hiding top-secret knowledge that the government doesn’t want you to know about! Join us and uncover the truth about why pigs can fly and why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s all a conspiracy!). Plus, our server has hidden dungeons filled with rare loot and secret passages that lead to a treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Baby-Making Block Party: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Lucky

baby, Babymaking, BLOCK, Bond, BUTTER, child, children, CREEPERS, cute, dad, family, Father, father and son, Fatherhood, Finger, Hand, joy, love, Lucky, parenthood, parenting, Party, precious moments, procreate, relationship

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4664	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual parenthood! Our server is filled with adorable baby Butter mobs that you can raise as your own. Watch as they grow up and start calling you “da da” or “ma ma” – it’s a truly heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll never know the joy of having a virtual family in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to parenthood in the most unexpected way possible!

AyylmaoCraft – Fixing /a/ with YOUR help!

4chan, activism, ANONYMOUS, AyylmaoCraft, collaboration, Community, digital community, ENGAGEMENT, Fixing, Help, internet culture, make /a/ great again, Online Community, online forum, Participation, pesky thread, Save, spread the link, Support, teamwork, volunteer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	5724	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Join our Minecraft server and help save 4chan! We need all the gamers we can get to defeat the evil trolls and restore peace to the internet! By joining our server, you’ll be able to battle against annoying threads and spread the link to fix 4chan once and for all. Together, we can make /a/ great again and show those pesky trolls who’s boss in the virtual world! So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic quest to save the internet!

Crafty Boobs & Mommy Issues Server – Join now for a titillating adventure!

adult chat, adult content, Adventure, Boobs, busty women, Chat, Crafty, diogenesausog, Discord, explicit discussions, fetish, Huge Tits, Issues, Join, kink, mature content, Momcest, Mommy, mother and son, naughty conversations, Online Community, Roleplay, Server, sexual fantasy, socializing, taboo, Talk, titillating

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8249	Votes:	6271
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where we discuss everything from Huge Tits to Momcest – yes, you heard that right! Our Discord is always buzzing with hilarious conversations and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Waifus and Endermen Senpais Rule!

(subculture), animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, Audience, cartoons, Country, creeper, Cultural, endermen, Entertainment, Fandom, Global, influence, International, japanese, Media, Otaku, Popular, rule, Senpais, streaming, television, trend, viewing habits, waifus

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	111	Towns Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t understand your love for anime? Well, fear not my fellow weebs, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire town dedicated to all things anime! From giant Pikachu statues to Naruto-themed roller coasters, this place is a true otaku paradise.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but ramen noodles and body pillows of your favorite waifus. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden hot spring where you can relax and chat about the latest episodes of your favorite shows.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner anime fan run wild! Who needs the real world when you can live in a pixelated paradise filled with all the anime goodness you could ever dream of?

IrysCraft: Where Even the Pixels are Going on Vacation to Taiwan

Adventure, Asia, culture, discovery, Exploring, Food, holomeetxTPE24, irys, IrysCraft, Journey, landmarks, Overseas, pixels, SightSeeing, social media, taiwan, tourism, travel, trip, tweet, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious taco ingredients!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Vera’s Pacifist Puzzles – Minecraft Server

Adventure, beat, challenge, Difficulty, gameplay, Guide, Help, Hints, indie game, Minecraft, non-violent, Pacifist, pacifist route, puzzle, Puzzles, Quest, Server, solution, strategy, Tactics, Tips, Vera, Veras, video game, Walkthrough

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most hardcore gamers are left scratching their heads trying to defeat Vera on the pacifist route! But fear not, because on our server, Vera is actually a friendly NPC who just wants to challenge you to a dance-off! That’s right, instead of fighting, you’ll have to bust out your best dance moves to impress Vera and win the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow the Chicken King and claim his throne for yourself. Just be warned, his army of chicken minions is nothing to cluck with!

If dancing and overthrowing chicken monarchs isn’t your thing, don’t worry. Our server also has a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony. Dive deep into the ocean depths and explore this mystical world, but be careful not to anger the Kraken who guards the city’s treasures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when in doubt, just dance your way to victory!