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Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6749
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	65	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Love Letters Sent:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	976	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mines Excavated:	1932	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2748
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!