Talcado thread Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaBearSwimBan

AITAH, anxiety, aunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, DAUGHTER, family member, hot weather, husband, medication, MommaBearSwimBan, mother-in-law, overreacting, parenting, pool safety, postpartum depression, Safety concerns, swimming, texas, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3218	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	8346
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

CraftyCrafterz

Advancements, best invention, breakthroughs, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, creativity, Development, discoveries, Evolution, Healthcare, History, human invention, innovation, intelligence, modern world, progress, society, Technology, Tools, Transportation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchantments Applied:	159
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

The best human invention to date is definitely our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was created by a group of magical unicorns who wanted to bring joy and laughter to all Minecraft players. They sprinkled it with pixie dust and rainbow sparkles, making it the most epic and fun server in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of jelly beans? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the magic begin!

CraftyCreeperProtests

activism, Anti Israel protests, anti-semitism, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCreeperProtests, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Experts, foreign influence, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Politics, Propaganda, protest movements, Warning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!

BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?

PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!

Chainsaw Games Network

BLEPS, bow PVP game, Chainsaw Games Network, Community, Duel TNT, free, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, new gamemode, Original Gamemodes, PVP game mode, realms minigames, Rogues 2, Survival, tnt spleef

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

The only Network hosting these 100% original gamemodes! Come join the community going over 10 years strong.

Meet ChainsawNinja and Co. on our official server 😋

Play the classic Realms Minigames on a server with your friends! We have supported these games on Realms for a decade, and now we bring them to you for free to enjoy with our entire community.

Our currently supported modes:

BLEPS: our new instant-kill bow PVP game. Customize your experience to create wacky game modes or form a team to compete with the best in the world!

Duel TNT: a game with 8 years of updates and an active tournament community. The premier class-based tnt spleef experience.

Rogues 2: are you brave enough to play the notoriously difficult PVP game mode? Only one little catch, you are invisible when you don’t move 😉

More to come…

ALL NEW GAMEMODE

Chainsaw Games Network Minecraft Server

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FunnyMC: No Vanilla Ice, Just Pure Fusion Fun!

Active players, calledabyss, Community, Discord, eligibility, Fun, FunnyMC, Fusion, fusionmc, gameplay, Ice, Ip:, Join, Private, Pure, questions, report system, rules, semi anarchy, server hosting, smooth gameplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Overview of FusionMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Community	Super friendly and engaging
Active Players	10+
Server Hosting	Super expensive for smooth gameplay
Reporting System	Report rulebreakers via Discord
Joining Process	Add “calledabyss” on Discord for whitelist
Server IP	play.fusionprivate.com
Whitelist Requirement	Whitelisted players only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join FusionMC?

A: Add “calledabyss” on Discord, answer some questions, and get whitelisted to join the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FusionMC.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found on Discord or by asking a moderator in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report rulebreakers by contacting a moderator or using the reporting system on Discord.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: FusionMC is semi-anarchy, so there are minimal restrictions on building and gameplay. However, be respectful of other players and follow the server rules.

“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

A, Anime, bullshit, common, Community, controversial, CraftyTranime, discussion, increasing, internet culture, Legitimate, long tail tag, Minecraft, online poll, opinion, Opinion poll, Server, Strawpoll, tourist cancer, tranime, trend, Vote, Word

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Void Armor Forged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, BLOCK, Body language, Communication, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, forgetting names, friendship, goals, group dynamics, group of people, guy likes me, Hanging, hanging out, Minecraft, mixed signals, Party, peer pressure, relationships, smp, social circles, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, socializing, socially friends, squad

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	8441
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2174	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

ProjectilePals

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, headlines, international relations, iran, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, Projectile, ProjectilePals, RETALIATION, short-range, Tensions, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

WildTailsMC.net | Grand Opening!

Anthro, Chestshop, Community, Crates, Discord, dnd, Economy, Furries, Furry, Furryfandom, Furrymc, Furryminecraft, Gaming, grand opening, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, player-driven economy, playtime-based ranks, Ranks, safe space, Server, Survival, Voting, Wildtails, Wildtailsmc, WildTailsMC.net

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

WildTailsMC.net (Java Only)

A Furry LGBT+ Minecraft Server/Safe Space

Join the fun today!

Survival with a player driven economy!

Marriage, Playtime based ranks, Crates earned from voting!

wildtailsmc.net