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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7906 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!