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TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	875	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7263	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	265
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CraftyCraze – Where Creepers Dance and Diamonds Shine

ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraze, CREEPERS, Dance, diamonds, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, net fans, OC material, Oshi, Playdate Edition, Shill, Shine, Stream, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the VIPs hang out! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers – because we don’t mess with the small fry here.

Join us if you want to be part of the elite club, where we discuss all things indie vtubers in every language under the sun. Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Bring them in, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide for all your meme-worthy moments and a VOD Archival Guide for when you want to relive the magic. Plus, we’ve got a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our virtual idols like it’s nobody’s business.

And let’s not forget about the official /lig/ booru – because where else can you find the best fan art of your favorite indie vtubers?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make some virtual memories together!

CraftyCrazyNumbers – Where math and madness collide in the world of blocks! Join us now!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Void Gems Collected:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Are you tired of being lied to by game developers? Do you want a Minecraft server where promises are actually kept? Look no further! Join our server and experience over 1,000 planets to explore – yes, you heard that right, OVER 1,000! Unlike other games, there are no invisible walls here, climb any mountain you want without being deceived. We don’t believe in fake endings, we have a whopping 200 endings for you to discover. Don’t let yourself be fooled by those deceitful developers, join us and experience the truth in all its glory! Trust us, we’re not like *him*…

Blocky Boot Camp: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	917835
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ores Mined:	2296

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking action is not only frowned upon, but also illegal! That’s right, we take our no-action policy very seriously. Thinking about breaking this rule? Think again, because even thinking about it will soon be against the law.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?