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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9089 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
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