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UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

Discord, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Schedule, STREAMS, TAKES, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

anxiety, awkward, Body, Break, CHECK, checking out, Checkout, cigarette break, CLERK, Clerks, Crafty, customer service, decision, grocery, grocery store, ignore, impulse, juul, mental health, MERGE, Minecraft, Panic, Retail, Social Interaction, Store, TAKES, traffic, waved

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

SwoleCraft: Where even your Minecraft character takes his supplements!

Character, Minecraft, Supplements, SwoleCraft, TAKES

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most excitement you get is finding a new kind of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for epic adventures, like fighting off armies of killer bunnies or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (safety not guaranteed, but who needs safety when you’re having THIS much fun?).

Our server owner once tamed a dragon in-game and rode it into battle against an army of creepers – and he didn’t even need armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest community around. Remember, on our server, anything goes – as long as it’s hilarious!

TipsyTrioNoRide

accusations, aita, alcohol, Bra, cousin, Drugs, ecstasy, Girls, House, intoxicated girls, Jeans, judgment, partner, refusing to drive, RESPONSIBILITY, shady people, Sober, substances, TipsyTrioNoRide, unbuttoned shirt, underwear

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s weekend shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how my cousin found himself in a sticky situation with some questionable characters, you’ll find yourself in all sorts of wacky scenarios on our server. From wild parties to unexpected encounters, you never know what you’ll come across next.

And just like how I had to make a quick decision to protect my cousin and myself, you’ll have to think fast and act wisely to navigate through the madness of our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough call like I did.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as my cousin’s weekend escapades, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s as crazy as mine.

Song4MyFuneral Minecraft Server

celebration, death, emotional, family, favorite song, final moments, Funeral, Goodbye, Grief, last wishes, Legacy, life celebration, love, Meaningful, Memories, Minecraft, Music, passing, Reflection, sentimental, Server, Song4MyFuneral, Tribute

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	991426	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Animals Bred:	119
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again because our server is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn while blasting your favorite song on repeat. Suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to the beat and join in on the construction. Your family will be so impressed by your epic creations that they’ll forget all about that silly question. So come join us and let the music of Minecraft guide you to eternal glory!

BlockyBedrock: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin the Mood

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, change of mind, Communication, consent, CREEPERS, Decision making, emotions, heat of the moment, Instincts, Intimacy, mood, past experiences, peer influence, personal values, PRESSURE, regrets, relationships, ruin, self reflection, Self Respect, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs organized a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more carrots? You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up their dragons in fabulous outfits and compete for the title of Most Fabulous Dragon in the End. And let’s not forget about the underwater rave parties hosted by the guardians and squids – it’s a splash-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure? Come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed officers, Belarus border, border control, border crisis, border patrol, border security, BorderBlock, eastern europe, european union, government response, Guns, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, Minecraft, Polish police, SECURITY, security measures, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Zombie Dances:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	291
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	182	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	3784
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!