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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8260 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 110627 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
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