Taker – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

No Taker Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusement, banter, Chuckle, Comical, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jest, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, no Taker, no TakerHAHAHAHAHHAHA, Ridiculous, sarcasm, silly, smp, Taker, Witty

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
MaskedTaker’s Minecraft Server

backstory, Character, costume, gimmick, History, iconic, legend, Lore, mask, MaskedTakers, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythology, Performer, Persona, professional wrestling, ring attire, Server, Taker, undertaker, wrestling, wwe

Oh, let me tell you about Taker and his mysterious mask! Legend has it that Taker was once a humble farmer who stumbled upon a cursed diamond mine. When he put on the diamond mask he found in the mine, he gained incredible powers and became the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Now, he roams the server wreaking havoc on anyone who dares to challenge him. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to face off against Taker and his mask of doom! Who knows, you might even be able to steal his mask and claim his powers for yourself. But be warned, Taker is not one to be trifled with – he’s got a mean streak as long as the Great Wall of China! So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to take on Taker and his mask of mystery!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
FridaysWithNoHubbyTV

BEDROOM, Contention, Friday Nights, FridaysWithNoHubbyTV, hard work, husband, Laundry, relationship, relegated to the basement, rupaul’s drag race, small house, social media, spoilers, Storage, taking over the living room, tv show, unfinished basement, unreasonable, working out

Are you tired of being banished to the basement just to watch your favorite show while your husband sulks upstairs? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and build your own fabulous drag race runway, complete with glitter, glam, and all the drama you can handle.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also create your own workout area to get those muscles pumping, a laundry room to keep your clothes clean, and endless storage space for all your Minecraft treasures. And if your husband dares to complain, just build him a cozy bedroom where he can sulk in peace while you slay the runway.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner drag queen shine! Who knows, maybe RuPaul himself will make a guest appearance and crown you the ultimate Minecraft queen. It’s time to sashay away from the drama and into a world of creativity and fun.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
MediaVanished Minecraft SMP

alternative activities, Communication, connectivity, digital age, digital dependency., Digital Detox, Disappearance, information sharing, internet, MediaVanished, Minecraft, networking, offline interactions, online presence, Overnight, real life connections, smp, Social Impact, Social Interaction, social media, societal changes, Technology, virtual world

OMG guys, if all social media just poofed outta existence, I would totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine a world where you can’t scroll through Insta or TikTok, but you can build a giant chicken farm with your friends in Minecraft! And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So like, forget about Snapchat and Twitter, come join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! #MinecraftSMP4Life 🐔🎉💎🍪

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
MorallyCrafted

changing beliefs, cultural shift, ethical dilemmas, Ethical principles, Ethics, moral ambiguity, moral compass, moral decay, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral relativism, moral standards., Moral values, morality, MorallyCrafted, societal evolution, societal norms, society, VALUES

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest philosophical questions while playing Minecraft? Then come join our server where we throw all moral dilemmas out the window and just focus on having a good time!

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the confines of society’s moral constraints and just let loose. Want to steal your friend’s diamonds? Go for it! Want to prank your fellow players with elaborate traps? We encourage it!

Join us and be part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Who needs a clear understanding of good and bad when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Mite Evolution: The Meselson Effect

Chromosome copies, effect, Evolution, Long-term persistence, Meselson, Meselson effect, millions of years, Mite, mites, Oribatid mites, sex

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got mites that have survived for millions of years WITHOUT SEX. like, what even?? these mites be evolving like crazy, with their two chromosome copies doing some freaky independent evolution shiz. it’s like the mites are on some next level stuff, thanks to the ‘Meselson effect’.

if you wanna see some insane evolution in action, come join us on the server. who needs sex when you got mites defying all odds and surviving for millions of years? it’s like a soap opera, but with mites. trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and witness the mite evolution extravaganza!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Solarion SMP

armor stands, Casino, Community, Discord, Economy, Event, games, Grief Protection, Mature, Nether, player heads, Plots, Portal, Redstone, shopping, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map, Whitelist

About Season 5
Season 5 started at midnight 1/10/25. We had 45 players for launch, ranging from 25-40 players currently. This season has a naturally formed a couple of factions, but we have a lot of solo-basers as well. Lively voice chats, people always chatting, active community. We have a diamond economy/player-ran/plot-based shopping district and a games district nearby. If you’re into cool redstone games or casinos, come check out our gaming district, where players can add whatever games they want! We have a community center with mailboxes and a starter area upstairs, and an Event sign-up area! Join us for our newest event, build battle for our nether portal at shopping district!
18+ Community
Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or a newcomer looking for a multiplayer adventure, we welcome you to join our community! Server is hosted from AZ, US but we have players from all around the globe!
Datapacks
There are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server, but we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads – Players always drop their head when killed by another player. Mobs have a chance of dropping their heads when killed by a player. Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. Axgraves – Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death. Simple VoiceChat – Optional but Encouraged! Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other. Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands & make item frames invisible! PlayerSleep – Only 10% of online players needs to sleep to skip the night. We offer a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of the world in your web browser.

🌼 Join Us! 🌼

To request to join our server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules & put effort into your application so we can get to know you better! In the event that your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

https://discord.gg/solarion

ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Authenticity, depth of character, emotional depth, facade, false-self, identity crisis, inner turmoil, Insecurity, introspection, lack of authenticity, Land, performative, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Shallow, ShallowCraft, Superficiality, true self

Join our Minecraft server and escape the existential crisis of your shallow and performative life!

Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!

Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!

Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Neighborly Crafters 1.21.4

1.21.4, Crafters, list, long tail, Manga, Neighborly, starts.., tags, Title, tonari

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like when the manga title starts with ‘tonari…’ – you know it’s gonna be epic and full of surprises!

Dude, on this server, you’ll be living next to some crazy builds that will blow your mind! It’s like stepping into a whole new world of creativity and madness.

And let me tell you, the community here is lit AF! You’ll be making friends left and right, bonding over your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ‘tonari…’ magic for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Block World Odyssey 1.21.4

#venting, 1.21.4, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, b.., BLOCK, cyberbullying, Digital culture, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, imageboard, internet, memes, Negativity, odyssey, Online Community, online interaction, social media, SUCKS, Today, toxic behavior, trolling, world

Yo, forget about /b/, come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the most daring players can find.

Our staff members are all trained in the ancient art of meme magic, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

Plus, our custom mini-games will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about whatever nonsense is happening on /b/ right now.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some chaos together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
StrangeSMPObservations

Abnormal, anomaly, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Curious, excepțional, eXtraordinary, Observation, ODDITY, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Phenomenon, quirky, rare, strange, StrangeSMPObservations, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a crazy circus of chaos and fun! Like, one time I saw a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies. Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they only play dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyLoveSleepers

CraftyLoveSleepers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action happens – in the bedroom! That’s right, on our server, colleagues are constantly sleeping together in the most scandalous ways possible. From secret rendezvous in the mines to steamy encounters in the Nether, you never know what kind of workplace romance you’ll stumble upon next. So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to mix business with pleasure, come join us and see where the night takes you!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP