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SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

acceptance, acceptance of fate, contemplation, death, Deep thinking, existentialism, inevitability, leisurely pace, life’s pointlessness, Lifes, mortality, patience, philosophy, pointlessness, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, slow movement, slow pace, SlowlyCraft, snails, turtles, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!

imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.

plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.

CartilageCraft

bioactive materials, Biomaterials, biotechnology, bone regeneration, cartilage cells, cartilage repair, CartilageCraft, cell receptors, cell regeneration, cell therapy, damaged cartilage, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanofibers, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, neurons, regenerative medicine, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7592
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5635
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Emeralds Found:	2078
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

LOL COME TO OUR SERVER AND DANCE WITH NANO FIBERS!!! THEY MAKE YOUR CARTILAGE CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND HEAL FASTER!!! IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DOING THE CHA CHA CHA AND YOUR BONES BREAKDANCING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE EVEN THE BLOCKS GET DOWN AND BOOGIE!!!

SnakePitMC Survival

Adventure PvP Vanilla Skyblock Factions Roleplay Creative Minigames Economy Towny Hardcore Modded Pixelmon BedWars SkyWars Prison Parkour Anarchy Prison RPG, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Towns Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

SnakePitMC is an exciting Survival Minecraft server where players venture into the wilderness, gathering resources and battling the elements to thrive.

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JotunheimMC

1.21, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Cross-Play, Dangers, Discord, Economy, Factions, Intense battles, JotunheimMC, master status, MCMMO, MECHS, Minecraft, mobs, NPC-Quester, PvP, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Skills, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	191
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

OPENS OFFICIALLY20. JULY

Welcome to Jotunheim – the ultimate Minecraft experience for version 1.21!

MCMMO: Improve your skills and achieve master status! Survival: Gather resources, build impressive structures, and survive the dangers. NPC-Quester: Encounter NPCs with exciting quests and rewards. PVP: Test your skills against other players in intense battles. All-new 1.21 experience: Explore new biomes, mobs and mechs.

Join our community: Discord: https://discord.gg/wGSjZGEvHWNettsted: jotunmc.no

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Surviving on the Perfect SMP Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist joining our Discord

border, BUILD, Chunks, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Farms, Grief, JOINING, Limits, Minecraft, perfect, Plugins, Protection, PvP, Redstone, Resist, Server, smp, Surviving, Trading, Updates, villagers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Perfect SMP Overview

Perfect SMP IP: PerfectSMP.com

Perfect SMP Discord: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

Perfect SMP is a Minecraft 1.21 survival server with grief protection. No resets. No world border limits. When a new Minecraft update is released, the new chunks will be added to the world without a reset and without needing to limit the world border

Features

Features	Yes/No

Grief Protection	Yes
Survival	Yes
No resets	Yes
New chunks after new update is released	Yes
No World Border restrictions	No world border restrictions indeed

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP server? A: You can join by using the IP PerfectSMP.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there grief protection on the server? A: Yes, there is grief protection on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Are there any world resets on the server? A: No, there are no resets on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Is there a limit to the world border on the server? A: No, there are no world border restrictions on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP Discord server? A: You can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

CraftyCunt Minecraft Server

CraftyCunt, Fantasy pregnancy, fetish desires, Impregnation fetish, Impregnation kink, Interracial impregnation, Interracial Relationships, Interracial reproduction, Minecraft, Pregnancy kink, Race fetish, Race of the woman you’d impregnate, race play, Racial fantasies, Server, sexual fantasies, sexual fetishes, sexual preferences, taboo desires, taboo fantasies, Your cunt, Your race

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	7112	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Ores Mined:	9373
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

BabyRage Minecraft Server

academic pressure, avoidance, BabyRage, body shaming, colorism, comparison, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hospital visit, infertility issues, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, newborn baby, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, social anxiety, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1688
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Are you tired of feeling like the mistake in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly compared to your siblings! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the pressure of living up to unrealistic expectations.

Unlike real life, where your family constantly reminds you of your flaws, on our server, you can build your own empire and be the ruler of your own destiny. No more being berated for your appearance or feeling like you’re not good enough. On our server, you’re a superstar!

Escape the drama of family gatherings and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best version of yourself. No more feeling like the odd one out or being overshadowed by your siblings. Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any comparisons or criticisms. It’s time to take control of your own story and have some fun in a world where you’re the star!

WeddingDramaCraft

bridezilla, choosing sides, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, maid of honor, refusing to help, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, standing up for spouse, support spouse, uninvited husband, wedding day drama, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	1165
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts, like uninviting your sister’s charismatic husband from the wedding. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer virtual worlds and build epic structures?

Don’t be stuck between a rock and a hard place, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we promise no one will bombard you with messages about ruining their virtual wedding – unless it’s all in good fun!

So say goodbye to real-life dilemmas and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knew escaping family drama could be so entertaining?

WeirdEatsMC SMP – 30 characters

adventurous eating, bizarre foods, Characters, culinary adventures, eccentric cuisine, exotic dishes, exotic flavors, foodie experiences, gastronomic oddities, odd food combinations, offbeat foods, peculiar dishes, quirky meals, rare dishes, smp, strange cuisine, strange eats, uncommon delicacies, unique dining, unusual eats, unusual tastes, weird food, WeirdEatsMC

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the weirdest thing you’ll eat is a golden apple covered in slime from a slime chunk! But hey, at least it gives you super strength and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Fear Factor” challenge, where players have to eat the most disgusting Minecraft foods imaginable, like rotten flesh stew or spider eye soup. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life.

So come on, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, food-filled world!