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Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

biggest demographic, Blacks, box office, Cliff, Demographic, Doomed, Hardcore, Hispanic, Leading, long tail tags, Minecraft, Movie, movie at the box office, smp, snuff film, society, society is doomed, society off a cliff, torture porn, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyAffair, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, friendship, Honesty, Inappropriate Behavior, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, single mother, social gatherings, sugar daddy, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

advice, Affair, aita, anger, avoidance, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, friendship, Honesty, married guy, NoMoreBFF, Self Respect, self worth, Support, Trust, Victim

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Villages Defended:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

#sustainability, alternative transportation, autonomous vehicles, Brainstorming, convenience, CraftyMineTransit, creativity, design, efficiency, Electric propulsion, Engineering, environmental impact, Futuristic technology, hyperloop concept, innovative ideas, invention, jetpacks, Mobility, mode of transportation, Pigs, SPEED, Teleporting, travel, Urban planning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5425	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	1656	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

American politics, anti-democratic tendencies, authoritarianism, BlockyRight, Conservatives, Democracy, democracy in america, democratic principles, LibCraft, Liberals, polarization, political attitudes, political behavior, political beliefs, political divisions, political ideology, political polarization, political science, political spectrum, research study, societal values, us politics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	5865
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	158
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

play.cobblemongenerations.com

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

2020 election, blocky, bros, campaign video, Democrat, democratic party, election, Harris campaign, Harris supporters, kamala harris, men supporters, Minecraft, political activism, political advertisement, political campaign, Political Support, political video, presidential campaign, Server, social media, Support, Video, women in politics, women supporters

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

BlockyBanter, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, Links, loverslab, meme, Minecraft, Mod list, mod order guide, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, Pirate, previous, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, smp, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, urban warfare edition, worth it, yayo modlist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	194
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

achievement, athleticism, Basketball, Competition, Dedication, Goal, Golf, Gymnastics, Mastering, Minecraft, Passion, Running, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, SportySMPMaster, success, swimming, talent, Tennis, Training, Volleyball

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9963	Love Letters Sent:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.