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Surprise Me Minecraft SMP

bae, biboo, Commitment, Competition, Defeat, esports, Event, EXCITEMENT, fuwamoco, Gaming, Minecraft, NA establishment, NA fans, North America, Players, Rivalry, smp, Surprise, Surprises, take the L, Teams, Tournament, Upset, Victory

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6304

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more surprises than a piñata at a birthday party!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Fuwamoco, Bae, and Biboo as they battle it out for supremacy in the land of blocks. Will they finally take the L or will they rise to greatness? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve also committed to the NA establishment, whatever that means. So if you want to be a part of something truly outrageous and nonsensical, join our server today! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5886
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6255
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

playversion2.com

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

play.alfakurt.com

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8987
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!