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DinnerCraft: No Food for You

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9306	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Votes:	164
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

DriveCraft Minecraft Server

ac, ah, aita, Borrowing, bottle of tequila, Crashing, drank and drove, DriveCraft, emergency, family car, Girlfriend, hurt, impounded, Minecraft, open container, purchase history, Server, Stumbling, taking car away, Vehicle, video doorbell, Walmart

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	4469	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, child-parent relationships, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family secrets, family stress, Family Therapy, generational patterns, new baby, parental anger, parental expectations, parenting, sibling bonding, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, temper tantrums

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	71	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from annoying siblings and grumpy parents? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family and they’ll never snap at you for no reason!

Join us for a chance to create your own peaceful paradise, where you can finally breathe without someone getting angry at you. And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for not being excited about a new sibling – in fact, we encourage you to express your true feelings without fear of judgment!

So come on over to our server and let’s build a world where kids can speak their minds without being called brats. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Skillz4Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5247
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most underrated skill of all time – the ability to tame wild llamas with nothing but a rubber chicken and a pair of socks! Our server is home to a secret llama sanctuary where players can test their llama-taming skills and earn the coveted title of Llama Whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our SMP also boasts a hidden underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your mind (and maybe your base)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on wild adventures, make new friends, and master skills you never knew you needed. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for crafting diamond-studded hot dogs!

NoobCraft2021

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in our virtual disco club. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and conquer our server with your epic creations. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, long range missiles, Military, nuclear weapons, Politics, putin, Respond, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, threatens, US

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	88
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases to protect against putin’s long-range missiles!! we have secret underground bunkers and anti-missile defense systems that will blow your mind!! join now or putin will come for you next!! trust us, you don’t want to mess with the russian bear!! 🚀🐻 #putinvsusa #minecraftmadness

AppCrafters United

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Items Found:	1037	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	327
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

lol join dis server cos we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. our creepers wear sunglasses and our zombies do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn to battle the ender dragon. we got a secret underground disco where u can party with skeletons and dance the night away. come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

EpicLossAgeClocksMC

aged 33-44, death, DNA changes, EpicLossAgeClocksMC, epigenetic clocks, family member, faster ageing, health, Impact, later in life, Loss, older biological age, researchers, US adults

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

hey u! yes u! r u an adult aged 33 to 44? do u wanna slow down ur aging process? well, do i have the perfect solution for u! join our minecraft server and experience the loss of a family member in-game to unlock the secret to eternal youth! our researchers say that this is the key to staying young forever! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cheat death and look fabulous while doing it! join now and say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to a brand new you!

Aeseria Network

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on Aeseria Network.

45.94.170.101

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows! Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the Creeper King, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of unicorns and cotton candy clouds. But beware, the unicorns are known to challenge players to a game of hopscotch for a chance to ride on their backs and soar through the skies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!