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FoodCraft: The Ultimate Hunger Games

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delight, delicacy, Dining, Favorite Food, Food, FoodCraft, forever food, games, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, satisfaction, Sustenance, sustenance for life, taste buds, Ultimate, ultimate dish

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	531

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you can only eat one food for the rest of your virtual life. But don’t worry, it’s not just any food – it’s enchanted golden apples! Imagine munching on those shiny, golden treats all day long while battling dragons and exploring hidden dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you eat enough enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your hands. Who needs boring old steak when you can have magical apple powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest food-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DroneWarsMC

advancement, aggression, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Military, military tactics, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out with drones but in minecraft world!!! u can be part of the action and help ukraine advance deeper into russia’s territory by building epic bases and crafting powerful weapons!!! who needs real war when u can have virtual war in minecraft??? join now for the ultimate battle experience!!!

BlissfulBlockheads

Bliss, BlissfulBlockheads, Confidence, hand in hand, ignorance, mental health, mindset, optimism, overestimated, personal growth, positivity, Proving, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-perception

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	835232	Dimension Hops:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

So, like, come join dis server, cuz we got unicorns ridin’ pigs and chickens wearin’ top hats! You wanna see a cow doin’ the moonwalk? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the creepers throwin’ a disco party in the mineshaft!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.

So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?

5SecCouplesArgueFun

5SecCouplesArgueFun, anger management, communication skills, conflict management, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples arguments, couples therapy, de-escalation techniques, emotional regulation, emotional wellbeing, Five-second breaks, healthy relationships, mental health, mindfulness, preventing escalation, relationship advice, relationship tips, self-care, stress reduction

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like five-second breaks for couples’ arguments but in minecraft form! just take a five-second break from ur mining or building to defuse any conflicts u may have with other players. it’s proven to be just as effective as 10 or 15-second breaks in preventing escalation of drama. so come join us and experience the magic of minecraft therapy! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of that? join now and let the craziness begin!

Avacraft

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

node.vividmcc.com:25583

GymliNET Anarchy

1.20.1, 2b2t style, Anarchy, Anticheat, GymliNET, Minecraft, Optimization, Plugins, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

2b2t-style anarchy server, running 1.20.1. Will never be updated on an always-on server. Completely vanilla experience, as the only mods are just optimization and anticheat plugins.

www.gymli.org:36600

CraftyFateMC Server

21 Million Downloads Campaign, Campaign, Chaldea Coin Calculator, CraftyFateMC, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/stay night REMASTERED, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP Rateups, FGO Raw Database, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Interlude Timeline, Mats/Summoning Info, News, rank up, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Space Ishtar Summon, summon

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Crops Grown:	6339
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, and you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. From building massive castles to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, we have exclusive events like the “Fate/stay night REMASTERED” Release Campaign where you can summon legendary heroes and take on epic quests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AIYouTubeCraft SMP

#youtube, ai, AI Voice, AIYouTubeCraft, algorithm, Content Creation, Daily Uploads, Grow fast, Instagram content, jumpstart YouTube channel, minecraft parkour, Reposting, shorts, smp, social media strategy, stupid reels, subway surfers, video production, Videos, youtube growth, youtube tips

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane parkour challenges that will have you jumping off your seat (literally)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground subway system where you can race against other players in a high-speed showdown. And if that’s not enough, we have AI voices narrating your every move as you conquer the obstacles in front of you.

And if you’re worried about growing your YouTube channel, don’t fret! Our server is the perfect place to jumpstart your career. Just repost some content from Instagram and watch the views roll in. And if you really want to assault the algorithm, just post 10 videos a day of you dominating our crazy challenges.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

EatAtTheNeighborMCServer

allergic reactions, bartending, customer satisfaction, customer service, dietary restrictions, dining experience, EatAtTheNeighborMCServer, food allergies, Food Safety, food service, guest satisfaction, Honesty, meal accommodations, menu options, respect for servers, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant etiquette, Safety, satisfaction, Server, Tipping

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is deciding what to build next? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!

One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!

iPadRuinerCraft

American accent, child behavior, child development, child health, child neglect, Child Psychology, Communication, cultural identity, digital devices, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, iPad addiction, iPadRuinerCraft, parenting, parenting choices, screen time, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Social Skills, technology use

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Players Killed by Monsters:	3557

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.

Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.

So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.