take me to church Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mom’s BF, No Sleepover!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with shady characters like Sal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos of the real world. No more worrying about loud noises or beer smells triggering traumatic memories – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, on our server, you can meet new friends like Jack (minus all the baggage) and create lasting memories together. So why wait? Join now and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds!

GrownUpGamerMC SMP

Adulthood, adulthood milestones, adulthood realization, adulthood reflection, adulting, adulting accomplishments, adulting achievements, Adulting challenges, adulting experiences, adulting lessons, adulting moments, adulting struggles, Coming of Age, growing up, GrownUpGamerMC, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, realization, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reliance, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive with a bunch of crazy players? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life, where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and let your inner child run wild.

We’ve got secret underground bases, epic battles with dragons, and even a rumor of a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Adulting: The Ultimate Letdown

adult life letdowns, adulthood letdowns, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting disappointments, adulting disillusionment, adulting fails, adulting frustrations, adulting letdowns, adulting misconceptions, adulting realities, adulting struggles, childhood expectations, disappointing adulthood, disillusioned with adulthood, disillusionment with growing up, expectations vs reality, fun vs reality, growing up disappointments, letdown, Ultimate

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Potions Brewed:	77	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9163
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of adulting and want to escape to a world where you can let your inner child run wild? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our weekly karaoke nights.

So why waste your time on boring adult stuff when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Attractive Men Get Rich – Minecraft

attractive, attractive men, attractiveness, Behavior, DATING, faces, financial decisions, gender differences, Generosity, Giving, Human nature, Interest, Men, Minecraft, MONEY, Psychology, relationships, research, Rich, social interactions, societal norms, study, VOICES, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Villages Defended:	10	Enchantments Applied:	137
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so like, this server is like, the hottest dude of all servers. if you got an attractive face and a sexy voice, you gonna be swimming in diamonds, bro. like, the ladies be throwing money at you like it’s raining emeralds.

imagine this, you walk into the server and all the girls are like “oh my Notch, who is that hunk of blocky man meat?” and you just gotta flash them a smile and BAM, you’re richer than a villager in a trading hall.

not only that, but if you show interest in the ladies, they’ll be building you a castle in no time. like, they’ll be fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft girlfriend. it’s like a virtual dating show, but with creepers and diamonds.

so if you wanna be the hottest dude in all of Minecraft, come join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

What is the IP for Honkai: Star Rail Minecraft Server?

Honkai, Minecraft, Rail, Server, star

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7211	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Towns Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

“Honkai: Star Rail is a mobile gacha RPG game developed by miHoYo, the creators of the popular game Honkai Impact 3rd. In the game, players take on the role of a captain who must navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with powerful enemies known as Honkai beasts. With stunning graphics, strategic combat mechanics, and a deep story, Honkai: Star Rail offers a thrilling gaming experience for fans of the Honkai series.”

GenSteal

Factions, gen server, GenSteal, heart stealing, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	176	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	107
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6428
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

GenSteal Is an Gen server with lifesteal too, That means if you kill someone you Steal One of Teir heart!

GenSteal.mcplay.fun

Fartwind smp: Where the wind may be final, but the gas is never-ending

Cheating, Clans, Discord, ender dragon, Fartwind, FINAL, gas, Minecraft, Netherite armor, Neverending, play.finalwindserver.com, player versus player combat, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, version 1.20.4, WIND

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Finalwind Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools. Features daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
Server Address	play.finalwindserver.com
Version	1.20.4
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com

FAQ

Q: What makes Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind expands on Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items, events, quests, and an economy, creating endless content for players.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating to retain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: How can I join Finalwind?

A: Simply connect to play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.20.4 and join our Discord at discord.finalwindserver.com.

KAMALA’s Funny Laugh Minecraft Server

Campaign, democratic party, Diversity, election, female president, funny, Funny Laugh, future president, history-making, Kamala for president, kamala harris, Kamala2024, Kamalas, LAUGH, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential race, russia, Server, trailblazer, vice president, women in politics

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring politicians with serious faces? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our future president has a hilarious laugh and her name is KAMALA HARRIS! That’s right, forget about Russia, come join us for some crazy adventures and political shenanigans. Who needs boring old politicians when you can have a president who can make you laugh while mining for diamonds? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

The Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, All New Program, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, current events, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Drawpile, general, hoyolab, hoyoverse, Immersive Tactical Drill, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Scene One, smp, special program, Take One, Teaser, undercover R&B, Upcoming Events for 1.1, useful links, Version 1.1, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, zzz.

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

But wait, there’s more! You can also experience the daily life of a PubSec officer, participate in immersive tactical drills, and even star in your own movie with our upcoming event “Scene One, Take One!” Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you exclusive in-game rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

WeddingCraftBabysitNoWay

Babysitting, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, Favor, Maturity, parenting, refusal, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabysitNoWay

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of step-parent drama and sibling rivalry by building your own virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of avoiding babysitting duties during a wedding, just like the OP in this wild story. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob? The choice is yours!

With outrageous family dynamics and insane arguments over babysitting, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about handling family drama in real life.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a new step-parent when you have a virtual world to escape to? Let the chaos begin!