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Warning: Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a protest demanding better working conditions in the Nether. And that’s not even the craziest part – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly dating a creeper!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and witness epic battles between rival factions, where the stakes are higher than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So why didn’t you heed the warning? Because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the sheer amount of fun you’ll have. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	931753
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Fanfiction Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	114	Divine Spears Created:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the worlds of Sailor Moon and Yu Yu Hakusho collide in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Picture this: Karasu, the ultimate bad boy of Yu Yu Hakusho, convinces Usagi Tsukino, the lovable Sailor Moon, to join forces and take on the most insane challenges ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Karasu somehow convinces Usagi that the only way to truly understand humanity is to get euthanized. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any euthanization, but a wild and crazy one that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a twisted and hilarious crossover, where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes? Join us for the most mind-blowing and absurd adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft – if you dare!

>Click Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	7816
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Farms Harvested:	874	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

BookWormParentAlert

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Void Armor Forged:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	299	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mines Excavated:	4798
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	67
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1529	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	545	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

Country Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragons Tamed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?