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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 921 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4425 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!