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No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	103	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	9750
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Magic Items Found:	3388
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9287
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	118
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	9393
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?

Active players, Anarchy, discord community, Duping, EU hosting, Europe, HACKING, join today, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, North America, Ping, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, Survival, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Votes:	9353	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:

1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base. 2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience. 3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community. 4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting. 5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.

Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.

simplyvanilla.net

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-ban-able, op, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	359982
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.91.66.119:2081

Starry Street Minecraft Server

awake, Collab songs, covers, FAQ, GET THE CROWN, Hoshimachi Suisei, Hoshimatic Project, KAF, latest songs, Live Tour 2024, Midnight Grand Orchestra, Minecraft, Music Space, NHK Radio, Original MVs, Playlists, Server, Shinsei Mokuroku, Specter, Starry, Still Still Stellar, street, Suisei x KAF Interview, supernova, sway, twitter, Upcoming Events, youtube channel, 新星目録

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server for a cosmic experience like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hoshimachi Suisei herself descended from the stars and blessed our server with her celestial presence. She sang songs that made the creepers weep and the Endermen dance. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, join us and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Hoshimachi Suisei and her Hoshimatic Project. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly stellar!

Big Expenses Minecraft SMP

big, big expenses, budget management, budgeting, Expenses, expenses tracking, financial decisions, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial management, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, financial wellness, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, overspending, personal finance, saving money, smp, spending habits

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	107
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with expenses so high you’ll wonder where all the diamonds are going. But fear not, because joining our server means you get to be a part of the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans.

Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who spends all their money on creating the most epic builds and hosting the most extravagant events. From diamond-studded parties to sky-high roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to epic PvP battles, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and see where all those expenses are really going. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted superstar of our server!

No Friends Minecraft Server

feeling alone, friendless, Friends, gamer problems, Gaming, gaming alone, gaming buddies, Gaming Community, gaming struggles, isolated gaming, lack of friends, Loneliness, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, need companionship, need friends, no friends, no gaming friends, online gaming, Server, social isolation, solo gaming

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Items Found:	1397
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends with pixelated chickens, cows, and even creepers!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he promises not to haunt you (most of the time). Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who bring her rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with Endermen and dance the night away with zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time being a sad sap in single player mode when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become the coolest blockhead in town? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8364	Magic Items Found:	6439
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!