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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4697 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 586958 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 146 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2700 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.