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Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3946
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Votes:	7682	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4995	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Animals Bred:	176
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Votes:	2321
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	225	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	1578	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mines Excavated:	2744	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!