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Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	7106	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	126
Dragon Eggs Found:	893	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	82	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Potions Brewed:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!