Organic Knife Minecraft Server

artisanal craftsmanship, chefs knife, cooking utensil, culinary equipment, Digitally, Durable, food preparation, HANDCRAFTED, high quality, kitchen accessory, kitchen tool, kitchenware, knife, long-lasting, Minecraft, organic, precision cutting, Russian, Server, sharp knife, stainless steel, tainting, unique design

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Crops Grown:	1415	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	883018	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crops Grown:	9740
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

Treehouse Corpse Coop

Architecture, childhood dreams, coop, corpse, creative design., dream homes, eco-friendly, fantasy homes, House, Life, Nature, outdoor living, person, sustainable living, tree dwellings, tree equivalent, treehouse, TREEHOUSES, unconventional architecture, unconventional living, unique homes, whimsical homes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

1.21, 1.8, Active, bedrock, Community, encouraged, england, Hearts, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, NexusDark, Peaceful, restart, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, TRYHARDS, Uptime

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	213	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
Server IP (Java)	nexusdark.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
Supported Java Versions	1.8 to 1.21
Server Location	England, UK
Average Active Users Count	2-4 Players
Last Full-Server Restart	06/29/2024
Online Since	04/06/2024

Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.

Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?: A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?: A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?: A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?: A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?: A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, education, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, historic adventures, imaginative journeys, immersive experiences, interactive learning, learning, legendary pokemon, Magical powers, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Pixelmonia, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, role playing, Server, Special, storytelling, Teacher, time travel

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

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