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Zombie JuiceCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	213551
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	6544
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crops Grown:	2221	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Void Gems Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	114
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1259
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Potions Brewed:	60

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

3s, a2, a3, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, CVS2, Daigo drills, faces, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, general, High level replays, Minecraft, Punching, Server, sfg, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Trees, warm-up routine

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!