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BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3436
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4014
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	761518	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Ores Mined:	5594	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	83718	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	7717

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Potions Brewed:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	7859	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!